Hey Guys, I know that i've been absent for a while. Been working and whooping cancer's ass. Doc finally shut me down.
So let me update you on the AMAZING DEVELOPMENT.
I have a script built with the power to win. It is set at 3.5 ETH now. Powered by faucets. Statistically speaking, set to pop every 2^15 power.
So let me break down the math for you here.
Bet 0.01% of your target amount.
Parlay on 100%
<-- Switch to AI mode here -->
Let AI choose which side. Give AI the luck percentage, the hashed server seed, nonce, and optional win chance, and AI tells you hi/lo and optimal chance value. if you provide win chance AI gives you predictions for that win chance.
So please, drop your AI predictions in the comments and feel free to visit my friends over at https://www.omnicalculator.com/statistics/probability
And if you want a job, check out their Fresh Team page:
Beware of User Generated Content
Some context of this joke. First off. I was on my pain meds. I then popped in chat and pretended to be a drone operator in charge of drone strikes over bob's house. i sternly asked bob to flip the switch from red to green. Ace said that they might be firing Bob. For a minute I thought it was because Duck needed to protect flipping the switch that bad. Ace responded saying there was no switch, Bob is smelly. So I need your help internet. Mail bodywash to @bobstone at
Duck Dice I'm pretty sure the address for HQ is in the ABout Us section at the bottom of the home page. Get your alt accounts ready..
Fuck Smart Contracts
I know, i used the F word. I should focus on the "ph" but this one deserves a "f-bomb". I finally built a script capable of winning 2.75 worth of ETH. I used Kraken to withdrawal to. Selected smart contracts for address type.
Yes. The contract failed to execute. Duck issued a prompt refund on the overnight support shift. Well I went to sleep and had my program on expiriment mode, and purposefully didn't set a stop profit amount. Bless my program's heart, it had won almost $1,600 for me while I slept. And then it ate through $5500 or roughly 3.5 ETH. I feel like Dude from Where's my car at the drive thru. "NO AND THEN" Even worse I went from Mr Krabs to Dude where's my money in like 5 seconds. Skipped right past thinking I was getting food to destroying the speaker.
Stay tuned for the IndieGoGo link. I plan on giving the first 1,000 people to support me lifetime monitoring for a one time donation in helping me reach my goal!
My son missed his flight in Denver.
If yall dont know yet, my son is out there on the spectrum. Not all the way, but that's just his extra. And he got my anger issues from as a kid. He was literally mad at the entire airport. So the plane he was on into Denver had mechanical issues and they had to switch planes in New York. Flew a new one in from Minneapolis. I taught the kid how to fight, so I didn't have to mention the fight club onboard. Wasn't worried about the plane falling out the sky. No flames, the bad plane never left the ground. United followed FAA procedures. Had to skip a CSR or two, had the manager put it in the system for me. He got a free room in Denver for the night. Hope he met a nice lady in the bar for dinner. Which was paid for thanks to me getting the info I needed from the CSR. Awesome and amazing CSR to work with. He tried his tools, and then gave me suggestions. Also gave me the buzzwords i needed to learn. He said that he couldn't do the next step, but would transfer me to someone who could.
Ex-wife sent me on a research mission. Based off false information in a TikTok video. According to transportation.gov Airlines have no requirement to compensate you other than making sure you get to your booked destination as cheaply as possible if you don't buy the insurance. And usually that ends with a hotel voucher and a rebooked flight in the morning. If you're lucky and they're nice, you'll get a hotel voucher. Be a dick and they can flat out refuse to serve you!! Best advice I can give you. Be yourself on the phone with the CSR. Take the time to actually treat the person helping you like a person, and not a machine. Oh, and Priceline's insurance won't cover you if you have a CDL. You sign a waiver in the paperwork. Maybe I should call Flo from Progressive and ask her if she sells insurance on laying pipe?
Tired of people who just want to steal your shine!
So this chick named after a moon goddess or Sunday in Spanish, I'm not going to name drop or anything. Tried laying lesbian game on my BMIL to try to turn her on me. You can't steal her. She is not a possession. She is much more than a trophy you let collect dust on the shelf. She is more than a human. She is the reason I'm breathing right now. And I am the reason for her. Never forget what the semi colon means; Should I tell your wife in Indy? Does she know that she's your wife? I said that we can share, no steal. You then lied for the entire conversation, and created the fake persona you wanted her to see. to steal? you create fake emotions. you inflict real pain. why keep a theif around? who wants a theif around? make an honest living and degen the duck. maybe back off the fetynol pills and you'll be good. Oh yeah, i saw your persona change in a familar way. saw it in my brother many times. now he's dead. overdose. a junkie is unable to resist telling a lie to get high. and then there's an addict. An addict always recovers. Maybe when you get your shit together and admit that you are an addict you can get help. hope center in bethlehem is always a good place to go. 400 block of East Broad. Go downtown, and head east on Broad. 428 on the left side. check yourself in. get out. work the steps. do the meetings. watch your life transform. watch your potential grow! i got nothing but love at my table, so there's no room for hate. and there's no room for thieving liars. if you want to break bread with Paparino, you need to drop the hoodrat games. and breaking bread with Paparino is usually a good thing. let me know when you are on the 9th step. Until then Bye Bye Bambi-no.
